officialunitedstates:

navy recruiter:  son do you want to join the us navy

me:  well, gee, sir, I don’t think so

navy recruiter: what is holding you back

me:  I dont have any muscles

navy recruiter:  thats is ok.  we have many fishing boats in the us navy fleet that can fish for the mussels.  mussels are a homophone of muscles and, thus, this joke can be formed.  for more info on homophones, here is the wikipedia entry

french teacher: ça va?

me: ça va HELLA, et toi?

avatarlegends:

taikova:

korra, visiting the spirit world.
backgrounds are hard but gosh, do i dig these colours… let’s hope i’ll find some more time for backgrounds. (edit: totally forgot the ref i used for the general composition and a bit of lighting)
don’t repost on tumblr or other websites.

This piece contains a vibrancy that is uplifting while at the same time haunting. In case you missed it, look at the reflection. 

avatarlegends:

taikova:

korra, visiting the spirit world.

backgrounds are hard but gosh, do i dig these colours… let’s hope i’ll find some more time for backgrounds. (edit: totally forgot the ref i used for the general composition and a bit of lighting)

don’t repost on tumblr or other websites.

This piece contains a vibrancy that is uplifting while at the same time haunting. In case you missed it, look at the reflection. 

(via vvivaa)